Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Another day, another engagement, another cat
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
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