Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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