we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
