New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
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THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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