The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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