Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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