Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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