My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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