YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
My vagina is very pro this idea
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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