so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
we're making bets on your personal life
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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