I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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