How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
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I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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