What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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