I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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