How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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