I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
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He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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