Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I had to cum in my sink.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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