I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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