If that was your dad, he is hot
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
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You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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