In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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