i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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