we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
