I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
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idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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