her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
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I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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