Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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