with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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