I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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