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I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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