I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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