1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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