Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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