no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Randomize
