How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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