My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
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its like you know when i get waxed
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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