Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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