Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
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Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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