Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Randomize
