just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
This is my life. Enjoy the view
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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