So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
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how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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