My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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