the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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