so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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