So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
The adults are the big ones right?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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