i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
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Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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