The maid of honor just puked.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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