I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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