Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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