Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
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Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
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Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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