operation harelip BJ is a go
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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