did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
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Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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