You really coming over, don't trick.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
It's blow job season.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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