Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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