Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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