I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
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The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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