There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I think I died a long time ago.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
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Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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